Pirate Party Games, Loot, Food and Decorations

My husband, Mark, and I hosted a pirate party at our house on the weekend. We used lots of ideas from the Internet as well as our own to make it an effective yet simple pirate party event.

We had themed food, decorations and games. I used a party/event planner Word document that I developed based on one downloaded from the Internet many years ago.

Food and drink
1. Club sandwiches
2. Octopuses (made from cheerios with cuts in them, blanched in hot water to make the legs bend)
3. Seaweed salad (pasta salad)
4. Sea water (lemon fizzy and lime ice cream spider/punch)
5. Cupcakes (4 types)

• Octopuses (sour worms)
• Buried Treasure
• Lost Gold
• Stranded pirates

6. Japanese curry and sushi
7. Watermelon boats full of chopped fruit
8. Jelly cups with orange ships and flags
9. Fish and chips (crisps)
10. Cannon balls (olives)
11. Polly's Crackers (cheese and crackers)
12. Meat jerky (Twiggy sticks)
13. Pirate Ship Cake!

And more!

Decorations
Pirate theme with classy red, black and white, skull and crossbones and dots

1. Kids were encouraged to dress up of course, which helps set the scene!

2. A wooden climb-in pirate ship was made by Mark

3. Pirate balloons and banners
4. Pirate table decorations

• 3 x plastic skulls from a 'your body' magazine/kit $2 each! Perfect timing
• 3 x glass bottles with messages tied up with string
• white table cloths with black or red with white dot feature cloths on them
• Gold plastic pirate coins
• Happy birthday metallic sprinkles

Games
1. Walk the Plank Rhyme Game
This was as simple as calling out, if you can rhyme with "cat" you get to walk the plank etc.

2. Treasure Hunt
I made two hunts, one for under 5s and one for over 5s. The under 5s had loot bags to dig up and a map showing X's where they could find the loot. Loot included:

• Buccanner plastic coins or chocolate coins
• A pirate themed prize to the value of $2-$5
• Pirate stickers
• Plastic shells and Precious gems (glass rocks)
• Or Pirate loot we found 6 of these at a cheap shop

The over 5s had to work together using a blank map and one clue to start of with. This clue led them to dig up the next clue, then the next, etc. till finally the 5th clue led them to the buried treasure (a box full of toys to the value of $10 each).

Party Favours
1. Wooden sword, hand-made by my Dad for each kid, even with their names on them
2. Treasure/loot bags they had to dig up in the back yard as part of the Treasure Hunt

Melodic Dramatic Emotional Trance

I don't really know what to call it, but I love trance, especially orchestral trance with a great melody including live violins, pianos and synth. Some examples of 5-star trance tracks in my mp3 collection:

• Miss You - Simon Patterson
• Children - Robert Miles
• Sunday Afternoon (Nu NRG Remix) - Ronski Speed
• Mirage - Armin Van Buuren
• Full Focus - Armin Van Buuren
• Desiderium 207 & Mirage (Extended Version) - Armin Van Buuren
• Ordinary World (Condor Remix) - Aurora
• M (Above & Beyond Typhoon Dub Remix) - Ayumi Hamasaki
• Light the Skies (Retrobyte's Classic Electrobounce Mix) - Cerf, Mitiska & Jaren
• L.E.F. Galaxia - Ferry Corsten
• If I Survive - Hybrid
• Forbidden Love (B Mix) - Marc Van Linden
• Beautiful Together - Oceanlab
• Freedom - Robert Miles
• I'm Alone (Miroc De Govia Mix) - Ronski Speed pres Sun Decade
• We'll See - Simon Patterson
• Super Nature - Stoneface & Terminal
• Ends of the Earth (Paul Oaken) - Sun
• Breathe of Life - Sun Decade
• 14 Hours to Save the Earth - Tomski
• Flug Auf Dem Gluecksdrachen (Radio Cut) - Tunnel Allstats Feat DJ Yanny
• Colors (Night Club Mix) - DJ MindX
• My World - (Solar Project Mix)
• CQ (Seek You) - EnMass
• Insomnia - Faithless

Mum's the word

I had an interesting conversation recently with Renée Purdie of Rising Star Designs, a peer of mine in the industry of freelance editing, design and email marketing. I was wondering if capitalising the word 'Mum' follows the same rules as capitalising titles like 'King' and 'Queen'.

Different editors will tell you different things when it comes to capitalisation of titles like mum, dad, aunt, uncle. Some say it's OK to allow writers to capitalise titles when they're trying to honor the person. Others say to only capitalise titles when they are in place or part of a name. I agree with the latter. For example:

Incorrect

That was why my Mum and I went to the shops.
That was why mum and I went to the shops.
My Brother and I fight a lot.
I saw brother Cavill in the courtyard.
I know the King and Queen of France love to dance.
I know king Louis and queen Francesca love to dance.
My Aunt is great.
I went to great aunt Judy's house.

Correct

That was why my mum and I went to the shops.
That was why Mum and I went to the shops.
My brother and I fight a lot.
I saw Brother Cavill in the courtyard.
I know the king and queen of France love to dance.
I know King Louis and Queen Francesca love to dance.
My aunt is great.
I went to Great Aunt Judy's house.

Please leave comments if you have any editing questions or wish to discuss this topic.

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I've got a virus - what do I do?

Please note: In this article, I use the term malware as an umbrella term that includes viruses, trojans, worms and adware. Also, I am only an amateur at IT but this article may help totally clueless people to deal with malware.

First of all, what makes you think you have a virus or trojan? Sometimes the warnings themselves are from dodgy popups or malware trying trying to install other malware. If it's your anti-virus program, then it should offer you some way to get rid of it. And if that doesn't work, then you should contact the anti-virus software manufacturer for assistance - often if you search on their website there are a list of steps of what to do to get rid of viruses.

I have a tiny bit of experience dealing with malware, having had two rather tricky viruses in 2010. Each took me about 15 hours to get rid of. In the end, I found that trying different anti-virus software did the trick. Some will have definitions (software that's designed to recognise and obliterate viruses) that the others don't have. There are so many new viruses coming out that the anti-virus companies can barely keep up. So anyway, if you are struggling, I recommend doing the following:

1. Write down every problem you're experiencing because of the virus or trojan and note down the exact text of any error messages you are getting and everything that makes you think you have malware on your computer. Even better, screen capture it and save it in a Word document. To do this, press 'prtscn' on the keyboard, then press CTRL+V in a Word doc.
2. Backup your important files (eg. documents, photos)
3. Download Microsoft Security Essentials and Malwarebytes (both are free)
4. Disconnect your computer from the Internet
5. Uninstall the antivirus program you have which is failing to deal with the virus
6. Install Microsoft Security Essentials and Malwarebytes
7. Run a scan with both programs one after the other on your entire computer (this may take a while, eg. overnight)
8. Restart the computer, reconnect the internet and see how you go

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Avatar

It’s not very often I come out of a movie speechless, but it is challenging to put the way I felt about Avatar into words. To put it mildly, I had several * BLINK * BLINK * moments trying to convince myself I want to be plunged back into the real world again. Coming out of the Avatar cinema, you kind of feel like the main character Jake who is forced to wake up from his dreamlike experience in the body of a Na’Vi (his avatar).

A breath-taking visual feast, Avatar might be described as World of Warcraft and Mech Warrior meet Last of the Mohicans and Fern Gully. It combines some of the most popular elements from fantasy and sci-fi stories of all different mediums; comics, novels, movies and especially computer games. With so much to offer Generation Y and younger--the digital natives who thrive on virtual realities--you might think Avatar cannot deliver on storyline and character development as well. But it does.

There were so many interlinked components to the film, it seemed likely to fail at one or more of them, but Avatar delivers the goods. Setting aside the jaw-dropping CGI and 3D technology that made it seem like the movie was happening right in front of you, the characters and storyline are truly riveting. It’s not a new story—the nasty boys with the big guns want to kill the technologically under-developed natives and mine their ore—but it is vibrantly and uniquely told.

[Director James Cameron] wanted a picture as big as the epics of his youth, like The Man Who Would Be King or Lawrence of Arabia, and one that dealt with a similar clash of cultures. “A person comes in contact with a different culture and has to make changes,” Cameron explains. “He must change his perceptions, learn how to assimilate and prove himself within that new world.”

—Hollywood Reporter

In today’s staid environment of sure-things in movies (aka comic book and novel adaptations), Avatar is a breath of fresh air.

The forest scenes, creatures and the Na’Vi themselves are exquisite, providing an orgasm of colours and light for your eyes. I could barely blink when the wide open panoramas of the flux zone, with its floating islands and waterfalls came into view.

About 95% of the visual effects were done by WETA, the New Zealand based company that brought Lord of the Rings to life and put NZ on the map for visual effects wizardry.

Cameron says WETA has the largest computer “farm” in the world. It ran continuously for three years for Avatar, as the staff in Wellington grew to nearly 900, even with ILM in San Francisco doing a few extra shots.

—Hollywood Reporter

The battle scene at the climax of the movie is indescribable. Who would have thought that with all that was happening on the screen, you could still keep up and feel intimately engaged with what was going on? This is unlike Transformers 2, a movie which I felt went too far with the fast-paced action and enormity of what was happening on screen. Avatar balanced the close-ups and slow-motion with the rapid, distant shots perfectly.

As the soaring imagery of the end credits gave way to black, I turned to my husband and said simply, “Well, I think I have a new favourite movie.” Nuff said.

Avatar knocks The Matrix, The Lord of the Rings, Narnia and the Star Wars series right off their perches on my top slot, effectively saving me the embarrassment of not being able to decide on just one favourite movie. Avatar is it. Incredible. Bravo.

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Why do people love Edward Cullen?

Edward Cullen is one of the main character's in Stephanie Meyer's teen angst vampire romance saga, which begins with Twilight. I haven't read anything in this genre before now, and I must say I did enjoy the series. The characters in Twilight connect with each other, and with the reader. Instead of being tormented by what I read on the page, despite the angst the characters go through, I felt pleased and gratified by each turn of events.

At one point, Edward must face the fact that the love of his life, Bella, has feelings for another man, albeit different feelings than the ones she has for Edward. As I was reading this section of the saga, I was preparing for the onslaught of jealous rages, hurt and bitter disappointment you would expect. But it never eventuated. Instead, Edward's love for Bella and her best friend Jacob outshone the jealousy, and he gave her the space she needed to work out her feelings for them both.

Of course Bella freely chooses Edward, the only man she has ever loved with such soul-shattering loyalty. It's so easy for readers to love Edward Cullen, but he's also frustrating because he's so perfect. People in real life simply aren't like that, so why put a character in a novel who is? It's like Stephanie forgot that little rule to give your characters some flaws to help make them well-rounded and believable. Or she wants us to believe that Edward's unique character, prior to being bitten, lent him to be able to use the gift of immortality to work out how to be a better person than most.

In her videos on YouTube, Stephanie Meyer says she doesn't know why her series has been such a hit, other than the fact that she loves her characters and other people do too.

The character of Edward can be used in discussions on morality, humility, selflessness and love. He goes from cold to hot in a heartbeat, but its only because he wants to hold himself back from Bella to protect her. For someone with no heart, he has the most love to give out of all the characters in the book. One of my favourite lines in Twilight the movie is Bella's,

"Your mood swings are giving me whiplash."

It is Edward's tormented sense of self-deprecation that leads him to leave Bella for a time. This is the only moment in the saga where Edward causes another person so much pain, but, as Bella realises later, he was only doing it out of his great sense of love and selflessness, wanting to protect her from a life of danger and evil.

Even after he returns to be by Bella's side, he remains conflicted about her desire to become an immortal like him. He is afraid that vampires have no soul, or no afterlife. But Edward is one of the most soulful characters of all, and his hesitation and torment about Bella demonstrates the depth of his soul. He is almost perfect in every way, almost godlike (as Bella describes him).

Edward is conflicted about the sins of his past—even though Carlisle was the one who turned him, Edward admits to having killed humans before. He finds it his duty and his burden to work out his redemption by being the best that he can be. Perhaps there is a little of Edward in all of us, as we each seek our own personal salvation.

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Fantasy genre paradigm shift

I was having a conversation with a fellow fantasy fan recently, who also likes to write, and we were laughing about the way some people compare all fantasy to Tolkien's work. Don't get me wrong--I think The Lord of the the Rings is a phenomenol series and I loved the movies. On a certain level, it makes sense to compare other epic fantasy writing to arguably the most famous epic fantasy series ever written.

But here's what my friend had to say about someone who was reading his writing:

"It's funny how we perceive things, especially when we're so close to the issue. She compared it to Tolkien and I had to laugh out loud! I don't think she's ever read all the way through The Lord of the Rings."

And I replied:

"Yeah well people who don't know much about fantasy usually do compare any fantasy they do come across to Tolkien. It may be a valid point or it may not. It's kind of like if someone had never seen any flowers before, except a bird of paradise and a rose. Then one day they saw a dandelion and said it was like the rose. The thing is, a dandelion may be more like a rose than a bird of paradise, but there are hundreds, if not thousands of other flowers that are even more like it than a rose."

My friend is probably being too humble about his work in the above conversation, but the point remains that people will compare one work to another even though such comparisons are skewed by the limitations of how much reading they have done in the genre. I read a lot more fantasy than the person my friend was talking about, but even so, I admit to not having a broad enough perspective to be able to make the best comparison between one fantasy work and another. All I can offer is a limited viewpoint.

When it comes to my series, The Astor Chronicles, I would consider it an honour to be told it was like Tolkien or Lewis, but I would also have a sneaking suspicion the person making such a comparison was not very well read in the genre. Fantasy has come a long way since those two great epics, and there are countless thousands of great books to choose from, some more epic than others.

Another problem with comparisons is that the series you would most like to compare another series with may not be as famous as The Lord or the Rings, and what point is there in making comparisons for people if they've never heard of the work you're referring to? For example, I could say that The Astor Chronicles is somehwhat like The Chronicles of the Cheysuli meets The Chronicles of Narnia. But that comparison would only be useful to someone who was familiar with the latter series by Jennifer Roberson.

It occurs to me that what I'm writing about here is a paradigm shift. "Paradigm" is one of those wonderful words you generally don't learn until after High School and then you can't seem to have an academic conversation without it. Pronounced "PARA-DIME", it refers to a class of elements with similarities--a philosophical or theoretical framework of some kind. See the Wikipedia definition for "Paradigm" here.

A shift occurs when the rules that were set down for a paradigm are changed, such as when Einstein's special relativity challenged Newtonian physics. Perhaps with the fantasy genre, The Lord of the the Rings was the most well-known, mainstream story for such a long time that it posesses the Ring of Power over the paradigm for this genre. But with such a proliferation of fantasy books, and especially movies, in the last ten years, the paradigm for the fantasy genre is being transformed.

For today's generation, the fantasy genre is starting to conjure up all manner of stories in people's minds--from Harry Potter, Eragon and Twilight to Underworld, Pirates of the Carribean, Beowulf and Stardust. In movies, fantasy is largely a genre for kids, which is probably having an effect on the paradigm as well, but in time we will see more serious attempts at adult fantasy. With such a wealth of fantastic books out there, it is only a matter of time before the fantasy transforms itself again in the mainstream imagination.